Total Medals Earned: 1,339 (From 272 different games.) Total Medal Score: 34,950 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (45/360 points)
Beat the first Five Levels
Kill 10 Enemies
Beat 15 Levels
Collect 50 Keys
Collect 25 Hearts
Collect 300 coins
Open 75 Chests
Kill 40 Enemies
Collect 1000 coins
Beat 45 Levels
Kill 100 Enemies
Beat the Game
Collect 2000 Coins
Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Win the game
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Die for the first time
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (145/145 points)